TG: like the size of texasTG: or just rhode islandTG: theyre always throwing around these geographical comparisons to give us a sense of scale like it really means anything to usTG: but its like it doesnt matter its always just like: WOW THATS PRETTY FUCKING BIGTG: like mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sirTG: OH SHITTG: or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sirTG: OH SHITTG: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dickTG: OH SNAPTG: sir are you familiar with jupiterTG: you mean like the planet?TG: yeahTG: well its that big sirTG: hmm that sounds pretty bigTG: i have a questionTG: is it jupiter?TG: yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiterTG: OH SHITTG: anyway later