| # | Song | Bitrate | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Uncle Bonsai - Boys Want Sex in the Morning | 192 | 03:29 |
| 2 | Uncle Bonsai - Doug's Birthday Song | 320 | 04:09 |
| 3 | Uncle Bonsai - Enterprising Young Man | 256 | 03:30 |
| 4 | Uncle Bonsai - Fat Boys | 256 | 04:58 |
| 5 | Uncle Bonsai - I Like Girls | 192 | 03:00 |
| 6 | Uncle Bonsai - Iowa Apology Song | 192 | 04:03 |
| 7 | Uncle Bonsai - Making Fun of Foreigners | 160 | 04:33 |
| 8 | Uncle Bonsai - Olivia Newton John | 256 | 04:27 |
| 9 | Uncle Bonsai - Penis Envy | 192 | 02:55 |