Lyrics
I love that you are loyal,
Love that you got passion,
Love that you take noble stands,
Kid, Really, I do
Really, I do
But loyal isn’t business
Passion is imprudent
You’re not allowed to make demands,
Kid, really, it’s true
Kid, I’m telling you
And you’re much to young to know better
And you’ve gotten yourself in a mess
So before I send your death letter
I’ll recite you the guide to success
Free of charge, here’s the guide to success:
Never say what you really feel
Why make a choice when it’s safer just to make a deal?
Stay away from what causes a stir or offends
Keep your heart silent, don’t dispute
And if it turns violent, make sure you know who to shoot
And eventually every relationship ends
So throw out your baby and murder your friends
Really, it is simple
Really, it’s been proven
Really, it is what is done
Kid, it’s just what you
Are supposed to do
And I don’t get your confusion
Don’t get your persistence
Especially when there’s no one who is supporting you
Kid, you know it’s true
And you’re much too young to give orders
And you’re just too stubborn to see
Ah, just repeat after me:
Never say what you really feel
Why make a choice when it’s safer just to make a deal?
Stay away from what causes a stir or offends
Keep your heart silent, don’t dispute
And if it turns violent, make sure you know who to shoot
And eventually every relationship ends
So slice off your balls and then murder your friends
And I think you need to think about what you’re doing with your life
And I think you need to think about why everyone hates you
And I think you need to think about all these choices that you make
‘Cause you’ve gone too far and done too much
And nobody’s gonna touch you
No, nobody’s gonna touch you
Ever again
So, you wielded your attack fist
And now you’re on the blacklist?
Tell me, sonny, was it worth it?
Does it feel as good
As you thought it would?
Ah, so go play in your sandbox
You and your little posse
We’ve got a bigger box to fill
With people who will
Kill
And go and shout all about us
That we’re cold and old and unfair
‘Cause we may not know what we’re doing
But we’re each of us a millionaire
So, really, kid, we don’t really care
And we’ve got some wisdom to share:
Exploit everybody who helped you
Put all of your faith in swine
Kiss some ass, it’ll pass, and you’ll be fine
Young man,
Exploit everybody who helped you
Put all of your faith in swine
Kiss some ass, it’ll pass, and you’ll be fine
Young man,
Exploit everybody who helped you
Put all of your faith in swine
Kiss some ass, it’ll pass, and you’ll be fine
Young man,
Fine
Young man,
Fine,
Young man,
Hey, never say what you really feel!
Why make a choice when it’s safer just to make a deal?
Stay away from what causes a stir or offends
Keep your heart silent, don’t dispute
And if it turns violent, make sure you know who to shoot
And eventually every relationship ends
So throw out your baby and murder your friends
Ignore all your feelings and murder your friends
And don’t be a baby,
And don’t make a fuss,
And hopefully one day you won’t murder us!