Lyrics
My name is Cupid Valentino, the modern day Cupid
And I just want to say one thing
Happy Valentine’s Day
Every day the 14th!
I don’t think y’all heard me!
I just wanna say Happy Valentine’s Day!
Every day the 14th!
Can y’all dig that?
Now when arrows don’t penetrate, see
Cupid grabs the pistol
Uh, yeah, now, now lookie here!
He shoots straight for your heart
And he won’t miss you!
But that’s alright, y’all won’t believe in me anyway
But
Ya won’t believe in me, but you would fancy
Leprechauns or groundhogs
No thank you, Easter Bunny
(There's all this talk about Santa Claus, but see
Love will rule supreme)
Happy Valentine’s Day
Every day the 14th! You got it!
When Cupid knocks at your door
You can’t ignore me!
There’s no need to run
So, Happy Valentine’s Day! Hey!
Every day the 14th!
Now I may have it all wrong, see
If you know what loves mean, well
Well, somebody tell me!
'Cause they just don’t believe in me!
Ya won’t believe in me, but you would fancy
Leprechauns or groundhogs
No thank you, Easter Bunny
(There's so much fuss about Santa Claus, but see
Cupid will not be defeated!)
Happy Valentine’s Day
Every day the 14th
Now I know your hearts have grown cold
And that bothers me Now I understand 'cause I used to be a bad boy in my day
I know you’re trying to protect your lil' feelings
But you can’t run away!
Ho, oh Ya' won’t believe in me, but you would fancy
(Hey! Don’t you supposed to be some kind of…
Player, or something?)
Bunny!
Well keep on running, playa
'Cause I got my good shoes on And I got 'em tied up tight
So you gon' find out tonight!
Got a sweet lil' darling back in my corner
Below I know I love her but act like I don’t want her
Surrounded by the lovely but yet feel like a loner
Could be an organ donor the way I give up my heart
But never know because shit, I never tell her
Ask me how I’m feeling, I’d holla that it’s irrela'
I don’t get myself caught up in the Jello jella'
And pudding pops, that others opt to call falling in love
But for the record, have you ever rode a horse?
Like for you to send me to Pluto, I said, «Of course!»
But if you ain’t a sweety, indeedy I won’t endorse
Han Solo 'til I’m hit by the bullet so may the force be with you
And I’ll hit you when better time permits
For now show me samples, examples why you’re the shit
But how am I to know with the profession that I’m in?
And if you do not know me then how could you be my friend?
Happy Valentine’s
Happy Valentine’s
Happy Valentine’s Day
Happy Valentine’s Day (x3)
Happy Valentine’s
Fuck that Valentine’s
Fuck that Valentine’s Day
Fuck that Valentine’s Day
Fuck that Valentine’s
Fuck that Valentine’s Day
Fuck that Valentine’s Day
Fuck that Valentine’s Day (x3)
