Seamus Moore - Twice Daily download song

Lyrics

When I was a lad, I was so glad to go out in the daytime.
With a cork, a bottle and pork to help out in the hay time.
Tossing hay one fine day, I met young Lucy Baylee.
I said, «My dear do you feel queer?»
She said, «Yes sir twice daily.»
We had much fun in the summer sun, Lucy was a thrilling.
But my friend I could pretend if that maid was willing.
Then one day among the hay, we were working Gaily.
When she ups and trips and her drawers near ripped and I went there twice daily.
Lucy’s dad was very mad and chased me round the hay now.
Said, «My son, you’ve had your fun. The time has come to pay now.»
«My girl you’ve wed,» the old man said, as he waved his shotgun gaily.
«If you don’t,» he said. «I'll put the lead and you won’t sit there twice daily.
The very next day in the moth of May, we had a ceremony.
We paid up the vicar with a gallon of liquor and went to church on a pony.
Village folks from miles around waved and shouted gaily.
There’s no doubt you get called out if you go there twice daily.
Lucy’s joy she had a boy, what a li’l darling.
He’s round and fat as a cheshire cat and perky as a starling.
Skin was smooth as a cider jar, we called him Buster Baylee.
We fed him on weeds and Charlotte seeds and a bit of scrum twice daily.