Jaguar
She’s a jaguar
A Jaguar
See her across the bar
Beautiful and bizarre
Stands out in a crowd when the music’s loud
And she knows just who you are
Don’t look her in the eye
Don’t need to tell you why
Soon as she sees you looking
Might as well say goodbye
Whoa-ahohahoh-ahohahoh-ahohahoh
Whoa-ahohahoh-ahohahoh
Jaguar
She’s a jaguar
A Jaguar
Soon as your covers blown, she’ll
Get you all alone
Won’t break away, you’re the perfect prey
And you can’t seem to find your phone
No sense in hiding now, no
Not when she’s on the prowl
You can play dead, you can hang your head
'Cause you don’t want to hear her howl, oh
Whoa-ahohahoh-ahohahoh-ahohahoh
You can call her lady
But she’s shady, shady
You can call her cute
But she might just shoot
You can call her baby
But she might have rabies
You can call her sweet
But she eats raw meat, yeah
Whoa-ahohahoh-ahohahoh-ahohahoh
Whoa-ahohahoh-ahohahoh-ahohahoh
You can call her lady
But she’s shady, shady
You can call her cute
But she might just shoot
You can call her baby
But she might have rabies
You can call her sweet
But she eats raw meat, yeah
Whoa-ahohahoh-ahohahoh-ahohahoh
Whoa-ahohahoh-ahohahoh-ahohahoh
Whoa-ahohahoh-ahohahoh-ahohahoh
Whoa-ahohahoh-ahohahoh-ahohahoh