The Hextalls - Ouch, My Childhood download song

Lyrics

I used to pray for another Star Wars or Indiana Jones
Now I pray to meet George Lucas so I can break his goddamn nose
I’d love to choke out Steven Spielberg and then castrate Michael Bay
Cause Bumblebee was in a fucking Camaro and the Ninja Turtles are from space
Why would you make another Karate Kid and then have him learn kung fu?
Why wait for 30 years to make A Christmas Story 2?
At least J.J. and Disney can’t make Star Wars any worse
Unless they transport Jar Jar Binks into the Star Trek universe
Why can’t an awesome movie ever be enough?
Why do we always have to wreck the things we love?
To jump the shark till we learn to nuke the fridge
We’re done with wrecking TV shows, so let’s burn the movie bridge
Dear Ridley Scott, could you please not say the Aliens are Jesus?
Prometheus, it didn’t make any sense
At least you didn’t hire the dreaded reboot king to gut Miami Vice and Total
Recall
Fuck you, Colin Farrell, you’re the devil
Fuck you, Colin Farrell, you’re the devil
Fuck you, Michael Bay, you’re the devil
Fuck you, George Lucas, you’re the devil
Fuck you, Colin Farrell, you’re the devil
Fuck you, Colin Farrell, you’re the devil
Fuck you, Michael Bay, you’re the devil
You ran it right into the ground
You ran it, you ran it, you ran it right into ground
The sequels, the prequels, the reboots worse each time around
You ran it, you ran it right into the ground
You ran it, you ran it, you ran it right into the ground
You ran it
You ran it
You ran it, you ran it right into the ground
You ran it, you ran it, you ran it right into the ground