The Two Man Gentlemen Band - Hey, Officer! download song

Lyrics

One-two-three-four
Let me tell you all a story
'bout my run-in with the law
I was once picked up for rowdiness
Outside my favorite bar.
But before they could arrest me
and ruin my good name
I said, «C'mere kind policeman,
and hear what I’ve to say.»
I said, «Hey officer!
Can I make you an offer, sir?
I’ll sing a love song
dedicated to you!
Anyone can tell
you discharge your duties well
so how bout I discharge a number
dedicated to you?
Oh, I’ll do a little dance
right here on the sidewalk
Take your night stick in my hand
and show you how a pistol’s cocked
So be a sport,
you can put it in your report
That I sang a love song
dedicated to you!
What’s that, you say?
This won’t do?
Would you prefer a little blues?
Ooooh, oh oh oh ohhhh
Oh… ohhhohohhhhhooooooh
Oh… Oh… Oho
Hey officer!
Did you like my offer, sir?
When I sang a love song
dedicated to you?
Don’t tell me no!
I saw you tappin' your toes
when I sang a love song
dedicated to you!
Oh I did-did-did a little dance
no woman can resist
I know you’re a sucker for romanc-take these handcuffs offa my wrist
Hey officer!
Uhh, why are you still putting me in the car, officer?
Didn’t you like it when I sang a love song
dedicated to you-u?
(Alright.) I mean. (.come on now.)
what do you mean we’re going downtown? I live uptown
(Let's go. don't make me.) Tell what to the judge? Oh, he likes music?
Oh, la-de-yah-de-dah (…put the banjo down.)dah-de-dah-do-do
Zah-dah-da-maybe I’ll play my fiddle for him for a little bit
za-da-da-doh?(Very nice, that’s very cute, I’m not amused. It’s time to go.)
.Oh, how’d you like that officer?(.you're coming with me.) …put that.
just put that (.come on) Just-alright, buddy) jes-please-y'(get in the car)
Jes-don'-OH!-Well, ya don’t have to hit me! Y’know, I’m just tryin' ta-
(Don't make me use force on you.)
Hhhhey officer! La-dah-dah-dah-(Come on. We’re going downtown.)-dah
de-dee-dah-(Here we go.)-woahh